4 posts tagged “horoscope”

Gah!  Another horoscope destined for a Barry White voiceover!  I would like to point out that yesterday's was WAY off... there was no sweet, sweet pleasure!  Let's see if today's is right.

Your key planet Jupiter receives an exciting kiss from sexy Venus today, flooding your system with adrenaline and turning on your love light. You could be romantically attracted to someone special, but it may also be a piece of artwork or an elegant theory that now catches your total attention. Don't suppress your desires, for joyful beauty can be yours for the asking.

Baum-chicka-BAUM-baum..... I get the feeling it'll just be some "elegant theory".  Pshaw.

Maybe I'm just in a weird mood today but... my horoscope today sounds like it should be read aloud by Barry White. 

Paying the price for sweet pleasure may actually be a tougher bargain than you think, yet you probably won't realize it until you've already said "yes." Being caught up in the present moment is easier now, especially if there's a romantic attraction involved. Think about the consequences of your actions before you do something that will need fixing later.

Yeah... this just can't be good...

My horoscope says I have a fun weekend ahead...

Yum yum, Sagittarius, the Moon is in your 7th house of partnership this weekend, opening doors and dialogue that can overcome the relationship blues. A more flexible partner makes it possible to overcome recent differences. A new object of affection just makes your life a whole lot more enjoyable.

I don't know about the moon and the houses and all that, but a "more flexible partner" sounds like fun.  And any horoscope that starts out with "yum yum" just HAS to be good, right?

Sometimes horoscopes just freak me out.  I'm in the midst of struggling with several big life decisions right now and the idea of anyone or anything pressuring me into figuring things out faster is really not appealing.

You are often so filled with ideas that it can be difficult to know which ones are most relevant. Therefore, it comes in handy that you are pressured to make choices today. Don't resist, for this is truly for your own good. It's about the growth that comes from letting go. You can fight for a concept to clarify its value, but holding on out of pride or ignorance could turn out to be costly.